For those of you who are breathing sighs of relief that the Favre saga is finally over, think again. It's not over at all. It's only just begun. Get ready for a whole new level of over-coverage and over-analyzation by ESPN, the NFL team live and so on. You thought Michael Vick coverage was over? Favre in Jets history Vick will go down in history as the national and trade between the Royals minor league reliever.
Throughout the pre-season, each episode of SportsCenter, NFL Live, Mike and Mike, Cold Pizza, Around the Horn, PTI and others will start with Brett Favre. They're going to kill the three not to fall, is in practice and every interaction you have with a teammate, coach, fan, John Madden and Elvis. whenever he makes a good pass in a preseason game, it appears 42,987 times during the day. Throughout the regular season, they will criticize every step that launches every decision he makes and every perceptible caller.
Do not get me wrong, I always liked Brett Favre and how to play the game. However, I think we're all too sick to leave no history of ESPN. I warn you that this is the football season. If you're a fan of any team in the Jets and the Packers do not expect to hear about your team very well at all. The 2008-2009 season of the NFL will turn around and be dominated by Brett Favre.
Here are some quotes that I hope to hear on ESPN in the coming months:
1) Mark Schlereth, "Brett Farve gives the Jets the best chance of winning, and that's all you can ask your quarterback."
2) Wendy Nix, "Today at practice, Favre took 71% of the snaps, threw 42 passes, took seven to five drops of the scene, rushed to the left and right three times, has thrown two touchdown passes A fumbled, threw an interception, had maintained an average of four balls in a row, threw 20 incomplete and called Six animations. He also smiled twice, face nine times, wiped sweat from his brow than 18 times, scratched his crotch 11 times, to adjust the pants 14 times and his shoulder twice (once after a sack, then took his helmet and put it back), drank two bottles of water, four cups of Gatorade and took a few sips of an unidentified liquid. He also took two to the bathroom. The first time for a quick pee, the second time I was there longer. When asked by reporters whether he had taken a shock, he smiled and said: "Go there and see for yourself" … Jets camp, Wendy Nix, ESPN.
John Clayton "Farve may have more hair on your face I'm on my body."
Sean Salisbury "Shut up John! What do you think Brett? We could make U.S. $ $ 20 million just to stay retired! This could have financed another aspect for me in a role in a movie. "
Jim Rome Brett Farve is incredible. Phenomenal. Pending. He is the real deal. She put the cheese in eeZee for so many years in the frozen tundra. Now he is a New York Jet. Yes, you heard right. The number four is a jet. Not in an aircraft as flying in an airplane return to Green Bay as he did 16 times the last two weeks. He is a member of the New York Jets. Good luck, Eric Mangini. You're shaking in their boots, Bill? The reign is over the Pats like a bad history of Michael Jackson. Thank God. Now everyone can get to more important things, like Gilbert Arenas's blog. Amazing. Very good. Enjoy Mr. Aaron Rodgers, Packer fans. Jets fans, enjoy watching a legend at work this season. Chad who? Phenomenal.
Ron Jaworski: "I know that I love to talk and exaggerate any other word, but I am without words right now." (Applause came from Trey Wingo, which calls for a toast Champagnes).
Ricky Williams: "Yes, I expect to trade Chad Pennington. Can you play quarterback guy? I really do not know. I just hope they can bring some of this weed Great Northern here for me. "
Pacman Jones is going to love Brett Green Bay to New York just for the clubs.
Skip Bayless, "The Packers have to be the stupidest organization on the face of the earth. You just let the player, a future Hall of Famer, who has set his team is the face of your organization, go to another team for a draft selection. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! Now let me drink my Diet Mountain Dew in peace, and stews Arm two of you can fight for Dana who is going to take for lunch today. Where is my Hot? I'm starving here. These interns suck! "
Jay Mariotti: "Of course it was a good idea. The Packers get rid of exhausting all this distraction and Aaron Rodgers, now you can sleep at night. Of course, when Rodgers gets hurt or the first time that the debate, Packer fans are storming the gates of Lambeau and heads will roll. "
Woody Paige: "You're an idiot, Jay! Even my four-month-old nephew knows that was a bad idea!
Tony Kornheiser: "The only way this could be improved is whether Brett is American Idol."
Mike Wilbon, "Screw American Idol! It's silly, lame performances, I'll see summer league of the NBA and all that is Bravo tonight. "
John Madden, "I love Brett Favre over Tony Romo loves himself more than Tom Brady Adam Vinatieri likes Oprah loves more than a sad story, most of Green Bay loves cheese. I will miss Brett as bad as I miss the cabin telestrator and Al Michaels. You see, Brett played for the Jets are far from being the same as playing for the Packers Brett. Heck, I even think that wear a different uniform. "
